Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".
Bob: "That's retarded".
by Huebuckle November 23, 2020
The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
by slutowner June 16, 2021
Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
by BillionBro October 15, 2023
Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.
Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
The cat dog is a type of cat that when you throw something will bring it back to you. This special type of cat will also follow you around and will walk like one to. You would think that the cat was possessed by a dog.
by Eshayyyyyyy bahhhhhhhhh March 27, 2021