Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

by Cockashit August 14, 2023

Trinity School Croydon

Massive school full of small cock kids from wandsworth or bromley. All the year 9s goon to the sixth form girls tiktoks and full of streetwear white boys with fluffy hair who sag their trousers while they have loving families at home. Great school if you want to grow up fearing women, heavily influenced by their ginger deputy head who adores underage knob.

'Oh you go to Trinity School Croydon?'
"Yeah I do"
'So you thoroughly enjoy willy then'
"Pretty much"

by bodie_whit010 December 19, 2025