Dylan: pardon my friend he suffers from tight-space-phobia.
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!
by EFJ December 14, 2020
Get the Claustrophobiamug. Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
Get the Santa Claustrophobiamug. by sistersnachted July 18, 2018
Get the throat claustrophobiamug.