Chiropracty

The practice of a chiropractor.

John's chiropracty is very successful.

by Agouti23 April 28, 2011

chyropractor

n : a therapist who practices chyropractic, it is the official decreed job title of the Anti-Christ within the multidimentional corporation 'Lucither and Son'.

Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.

Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.

"I went to see the Chyropractor yesterday, its amazing the way Satan sucked my soul out also solved my back problem."

"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"

by simply_burb June 15, 2006

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Chiropract

v. the act of chiropracting. what a chiropractor does.

Camille, I'd like her to chiropract me! says Gus.

by WEEEEEEEMAN December 7, 2010

chiropractic philosophy

A waste of time and a time waster while you are on the toilet

Chiropractic philosophy is a great way to waste time while in the restroom.

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017

Chiropractickly

When your chiropractor gives an adjustment that tickles and makes you giggle and squirm uncontrollably.

(Tickle) (tickly) (giggle) (chiropractic) (adjustment) (chiropractickly)

by mownie February 22, 2010

chiropracty

verb - the act of receiving or administering chiropractic care.

I could use some chiropracty, my back's killin me!

by Rob B. January 3, 2007