Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".
Bob: "That's retarded".
by Huebuckle November 23, 2020

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
by slutowner June 15, 2021

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."
by BillionBro October 15, 2023

The cat dog is a type of cat that when you throw something will bring it back to you. This special type of cat will also follow you around and will walk like one to. You would think that the cat was possessed by a dog.
by Eshayyyyyyy bahhhhhhhhh March 27, 2021

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020
