buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003