Fire a Blank

For a male to masturbate, hence 'blank' as nothing will result in it. Used in reference to a revolver as many a man can only crack out 6 on a good day.

Man 1: Did you get any action?

Man 2: No I struck out, I had to fire a blank in the end

by Jimenete August 14, 2014

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Fire Mission Cock Block

Any form of delay or douche-baggery resulting in either a check fire or end of mission. Usually employed by helicopters flying around knowing the gun target line and blatantly disregaurding it in order to try and steal a kill from artillery. This is done because frankly helocopters just aren't sneaky enough to get their own kills, and staff officers swing from air support nuts.

Fister 1: Shot tgt#1234, check fire we have helos on the gun target line.
...an hour later.
Fister 1: Cancel check fire, end of mission this shit took way too long and helos scared them away.
Fister 2: Dude we just got fire mission cock blocked!

by Jebus Chris August 3, 2009

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