Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

by Oooooolalala March 25, 2019

Bed

Where kade fucks his cat

Kade... were you fucking your cat in your bed again? Get a girlfriend bitch!

by Funnygirlincanada January 29, 2019

bed bed bed

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

bed

A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!

by MatsumotoMania December 5, 2013

bed

my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no

by wins May 3, 2011

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

bed

A word that looks like what it is.

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.

by insideout hamster December 30, 2009