Achy Breaky Heart

When a girl is jerking you off, bust on her hands and then push her down the stairs.

Friend: What happened to your leg!?

Girl: My boyfriend gave me the Achy Breaky Heart.

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The constant head swelling from an "L" shaped snapping of the penis which does not allow the rushing blood to continue circulating.

He was drunk and slamming her backdoor when he missed the hole and hit her ass cheek- snapping his penis in half.

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