Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.
We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.
by Slipripper November 24, 2021
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alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.
GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."
by mainecoone May 26, 2012
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