AfterBirths

a big walking hairy vagina on habbo hotel.

Afterbirths: I lie a lot, and I am walking cunt

by Punched! April 5, 2008

Oompa Loompa Afterbirth

When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.

Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.

Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.

by YO-YOgenius June 20, 2020

marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo July 27, 2011

Afterbirthday

The belated birthday party either because you can't party with them on their actual birthday or it's an additional birthday celebration.

Sherm: Figured we could have your Afterbirthday on Friday since it's your birthday on Fraturday.

Lady Finley: 2 parties, buddy? Nice. 😊

Sherm: Happy Afterbirthday, buddy.

by Roxma June 1, 2016

afterbirth

The brown, mucusy, corn-filled sputum that drips out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.

Hey Mike, did you clean up your messy afterbirth after you took your morning shit?

by Jesssssie April 11, 2007

after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

by m00ndog May 20, 2011