edgy 9 years old

a kid that loves nazi

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old

by aedrdiediej February 9, 2021

PewDiePie 9 year old

A subscriber to PewDiePie that is part of the 9 year old army.

To be in it subscribe to PewDiePie and know that T-Series is TGAY.

And don't forget to do our part!

Subscribe down below...

It's not a phase mom! Just subscribe to PewDiePie so we can win the war!

PewDie Pie 9 year olds unite!

If you are not a PewDiePie 9 year old then don't talk to me!

by TGAYYYYYYYY January 9, 2019

BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD

litteraly an idiot slender in roblox mm2 saying this

idiot slender: BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD man: ok and? idiot slender: triggers

by amongusarkin October 18, 2021

9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too

9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty

by ayyycatsarecool August 15, 2022

my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.

Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!

by quinchles October 6, 2009

When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all

Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple

by 9 year old predator December 17, 2018