edgy 9 years old

kid: omg nazi germany was so good

me: what a edgy 9 years old
by aedrdiediej February 10, 2021
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PewDiePie 9 year old

A subscriber to PewDiePie that is part of the 9 year old army.

To be in it subscribe to PewDiePie and know that T-Series is TGAY.

And don't forget to do our part!

Subscribe down below...
It's not a phase mom! Just subscribe to PewDiePie so we can win the war!

PewDie Pie 9 year olds unite!

If you are not a PewDiePie 9 year old then don't talk to me!
by TGAYYYYYYYY January 09, 2019
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BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD

litteraly an idiot slender in roblox mm2 saying this
idiot slender: BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD man: ok and? idiot slender: triggers
by amongusarkin October 19, 2021
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9 year old girl

you're probably going through puberty right now I know you won't want to have the talk or have your period
I'm 9 too
9 year old girl

mom: your boobs are growing

jess: I know

mom: you're going through puberty we're gonna talk now
jess: noooooo

mom: so, you are a 9 year

old girl you are going through puberty
by ayyycatsarecool August 16, 2022
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9 years old kid

It means a kid who is bad at pvp and always swear when they rage.
Kid: Oh fuck! You fuck ur mom! 09P!
09P: lmao, are you 9 years old?
Kid: stfu! U scroob!
09P: I swears like u when I’m a 9 years old kid
by His mom is too gay for me December 31, 2018
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An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 06, 2009
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When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023
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