March 29

National material girl day

March 29 is the day everyone is a material girl

by Tallboi6969 March 28, 2022

March 29

The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.

It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.

by The Realest No-Name October 18, 2019

March 29

A ugly bitch that cuss a lot and is small and gets tall girls.

When is ur birthday

March 29

That means ur small

by Ethanyeet420 December 03, 2019

March 29

Anyone born in this day has a crush on anyone named Luke

F: I have a crush on Omar
g: what no way
F: I'm born on march 29

by ghghghghhghghjd November 02, 2019

29 March

National have sex with ur gf in the shower day

bf: its 29 march have sex with me in the shower
gf: ok

by Tomisatwat March 05, 2024

29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024

March 29

Freshman Skip Day
All freshman skip the day an relax. You deserve it. High school is tuff so March 29 is a off day for you and your friends

Jake: Man I’m tried of school 🥲🥲
Molly: Well good thing tomorrow is March 29 it’s freshman skip day. 😁

by yourstrulytoday March 29, 2022