When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
What did you do for your 2 day blackout, definition a)?
by Sexydimma July 24, 2021
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
by LindaleHell November 25, 2020
A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.
Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020