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Strawberry Milkshake

THis is how to perform strawberry milkshake:
1. Wait for a girls period.
2. Have her do it in a cup.
3. Without a tampon fuck her until your about to bust and pull out and jizz in the cup.
4.Then put it in a blender and share with a friend.
5.Enjoy!!!
Jake: Hey Courtney, that strawberry milkshake was the best i've ever had!!!
by Adam Dezzi August 17, 2006
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Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011
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Strawberry milkshake

Term used for bustin' a nut in dat ho's face just after jock'n the bitch in the nose.
OH DAMN! That nigga just nutted on that hoes face jus' after bustin' 'er in da grill!!
~Strawberry Milkshake -dat shit was tight!
by DatNiggaTrav August 21, 2007
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Strawberry Milkshake

The act of mixing the girl's "crimson tide" with the man's jizz and making a pink coloured "milkshake"
I made some strawberry milkshake with mandy last night and I made her drink it all before I kicked her in the face
by midget^ September 19, 2005
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strawberry milkshake

A woman with a yeast infection during her period.
Susan recently became a strawberry milkshake.
by Snarfle October 6, 2007
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Strawberry Milkshake

A sex practice in which a lactating woman mixes her milk with the blood of her period to make a delicious beverage. This recipe makes 1-3 servings.
My girlfriend made me a strawberry milkshake last night. Man do I love her cooking!
by Sventheviking March 21, 2009
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Strawberry Milkshake

Whilst the male fornicates with the pregnant, lactating female, the male uses a sharp object to cut a small incision on the female's nipple causing both breast milk and blood to stream forth from the breast. This causes the illusion of a creamy, delicious "strawberry milkshake".
Dude, my preggo girlfriend totally let me give her a strawberry milkshake last night!
by Hoard January 14, 2009
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