Bird police

An organization policing birds

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"

by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018

Bird cage

your girls panties pulled around your head as your going down on her.

As there was no time to take her panties off before I ate her pussy, I found my self trapped in the bird cage!

by Pockets 19123 December 29, 2024

Baby Birding

When one person gets a mouthful of alcohol and then transfers it to another persons mouth and then that person transfers to to another person and it’s like a chain. It will get you drunk.

Jake: “Hey Amy you down for baby birding”
Amy: “Sure Jake, Kiah wanna do it too.”
Kiah: “yeah sure, anyone else wanna join”

by 0k3y June 23, 2019

Bird Nesting

Laying ones testicles on top of another’s Jew-fro resembling a couple of robins eggs in a nest.

Hey Blake! I like your Jewish hairstyle. Mind if I give you thee ol Bird Nesting?

by Ragin-Cajun-Caucasian-Asian December 5, 2023

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018