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Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023
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slide into a DM

Abbreviation for the phrase "slide into a doo maker". Can be used to depict a sexual act involving penetration of one's anus.
Man, I'm so horny. What would I give to slide into a DM right now...
by djadamm December 3, 2023
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busting out the dms

that movie was busting out the dms
by tums_dm March 20, 2024
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A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
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