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wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.
Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
by Noodle rat August 21, 2022
mugGet the wet winkymug.

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on
by sphixster December 14, 2023
mugGet the Wet collar crimemug.

Wet

What's wet?

Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?
by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021
mugGet the Wetmug.

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts
by The4house January 30, 2022
mugGet the California Wet Walnutmug.

wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."
by wet cat April 26, 2025
mugGet the wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.mug.

wet mate

an upside down crab trying to anally rape the air.
Dude, I totally saw a wet mate yesterday.
by m8belarge April 17, 2016
mugGet the wet matemug.

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
mugGet the Wet cometmug.

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