A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.
Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.
Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
by Noodle rat August 21, 2022

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.
by sphixster December 14, 2023

Being high on PCP.
What's wet?
Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?
Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?
by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
by The4house January 30, 2022

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."
by wet cat April 26, 2025

by m8belarge April 17, 2016

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
