2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Bird

A bird is a British slang term for getting a jail sentence.

"My brother just got a bird, he'll be gone for a bit."

by he capaplot September 20, 2020

Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.

He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?

by Mickymcdonnell August 4, 2022

bird

a bird who is always outside never home and never wants to be home

kayla : “ you know juju ? “
lise : “ ye what about him ? “
kayla : “ yo bro that nigga is a bird , he talkin abt he got home at 1 a-clock in the morning “
lise : “ na ye he buggin “

by ‘ nani <3 . July 5, 2024

Bird Feeder ( Adept )

When a man ejaculates inside a ( Womans or Mans ) ass then ( He or She ) gets into a squatting position while the other person catches the seman in ( His or Her ) hand then the other one lickes it off ( His or Her ) hand.

Damn bro I was at this party and this girl told me she wanted to do the Bird Feeder ( Adept ) it was a wild night.

by Bass Boosted February 29, 2024

Whistle bird

Whistle announcing the end of the working day in a factory or industrial setting.

Fred and Barney were very excited whern the whistle bird blew.

by boBasterdz March 13, 2010

Dirty Bird

A dirty bird, a women who has no morals or respect for themselves. In other words a whore. Dirty Bird, or DB

"Hey man, i hope you didn't sleep with that Paige girl"
Yeah i did, why?
"I hear that girl is a Dirty Bird''

by greensmurf420 November 8, 2011