Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.
Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King March 15, 2018
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Michael Renie

Your a Michael Renie!!!
by dawhatandwhenandwhy February 13, 2010
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michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him
Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months
by _._Unknown_._ March 30, 2017
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michael boley'd

When an unsuspecting observer gets hit in the face with a football. Isn't limited to just on the football field, can be referenced as a threat, joke, or descriptive. (Refer to Michael Boley #59 on New York Giants).
"The second you aren't looking, I'm gonna Michael Boley you"

"Did you see that camerman? He got Michael Boley'd"
by bannannaphone December 12, 2011
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Michael Houtzer

Michael Houtzer is Jizz
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Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
by is already taken October 04, 2019
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