Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

by NextJen October 30, 2024

Creamed ice

A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.

Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.

by SodaWithoutSparkles July 28, 2021

Crystal Ice

after you cum in her ass pop you pop in an ice cube or two.

"Dude, last night I gave her some Crystal Ice"
"Wack, dude"

by clorox water February 1, 2023

The Ice Man (Tim)

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

spread the icing

To spread cum or semen (icing) onto someone's ass (cake)

"You know Dayona?" "Yeah, did you spread the icing on the cake ?" "You know I did"

by 😄 Bangtan trash 😄 December 21, 2017

ice catcher

A stopper in the shaft of a bong that holds ice. So when you take a hit, the smoke comes through the the shaft and through the ice for a soother hit. And does not burn your throat as much.

Stoner 1: Yo this burns my throat!
Stoner 2: Put some ice in the ice catcher for a cooler hit.

by Mac_Daddy69 March 8, 2021

Iced chai beat box simulator

Gay sex and Minecraft music

a: i like iced chai beat box simulator

b:same hes really cool

by icedchai December 17, 2021