Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

Sitting Day

August 5th is a day dedicated to the act of sitting. A great day to do nothing but sit around

Hey its Sitting Day, lets go sit on the floor!

by Anon312526523 April 7, 2021

Ruby’s day

Get your best friend a slytherin or Draco themed cheap item because your best friend might have corona and she is upset and broke. Eg. Slytherin canopy, Draco things. This day is the 26th of September.

“Hey you exited for Ruby’s day?” “Yes totally it’s nice to do something nice for once!”

by Dracoisbae September 21, 2020

darius day

darius day on feb 5th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

person: darius day bitches!!!!!!!

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023

Doge Day

The best period of the year to buy dogecoin.

Everybody Today: Damn I missed doge day last year. I'd be a doge millionaire today.

by CouchPotato2019 May 5, 2021

flirty day

After a break up you want to have a day of flirting before you date again, This is where Flirty Day Comes from.

I just broke up with my girlfriend, and when i was talking to a new girl she was like lets date now, i said no i need a Flirty Day

by RtoJo November 26, 2016

Coochie day

On the first Sunday of July, a national holiday named ' Coochie Day ' takes place. This is a day when everyone spreads the awareness of coochie disease e.g coochie lice. Coochie small businesses are promoted.

' what are you doing for coochie days

' Oh, I will be buying coochie rubbers from small businesses<33'

by COOCHIECLUB May 26, 2021