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Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.
"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"
by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021
mugGet the Pooing against the treemug.

poo

I've been no-poo for 1 week
by nopoo May 6, 2019
mugGet the poomug.

Poo-nami

Poo-nami
(noun)

That heart-stopping moment when a rogue turd is already floating, the toilet is clogged, and you know the next plunge will either save the day or unleash a catastrophic overflow of brown poo water onto the bathroom floor.
Staring down the floating log while the water crept higher, I realized one wrong plunge would trigger the bathroom apocalypse — a full-on poo-nami
by butch8069 October 3, 2025
mugGet the Poo-namimug.

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
mugGet the real poomug.

POO

ITS SHIT OK GET USED TO IT(POO)
by ovenmitman May 23, 2019
mugGet the POOmug.

white poo

White poo is a poo that is the colour white
Boi took a white poo
by Cecetwotwo May 21, 2018
mugGet the white poomug.

poo-tastic

Guy 1: "I'm having a fantastic day!"

Guy 2: "I'm having a poo-tastic day it totally sucks"
by idkperson;) p May 20, 2015
mugGet the poo-tasticmug.

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