Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

Marijuana Roll

When you use chop sticks to hold a freshly rolled joint to smoke, much like one were to eat sushi.

My Japanese friend and I were smoking a joint around the table, then he picked it up with some chop sticks and says “check it out it’s a marijuana roll”

by Jarrod Rosssssssssss July 15, 2018

Roll-over Drunk

A state in which a person who was drunk the day prior is acting with an increased level of stupidity.

Payton was not making any sense. The stupid comments he was making must have been the Roll-over Drunk talking.

by Fab_ July 26, 2018

Roll call

When one stud is with a group of 2 or more thots and places his schlong on the table waiting for them to come running . They must then choose numbers to determine the order in which they serve the stud

Woke up in the morning and decided to give the thots a roll call for breakfast

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

Sinnamon Rolls

A group of friends who are amazing and will do some pretty crazy things with you. You're a really lucky human to be a Sinnamon Roll (part of the Group).

A: "Have you heard that Connor is part of the Sinnamon Rolls with Meta, Bella, Yaw and Audrey?"
B: "Yeah! Tree, Alanna and Lem are in that group as well, right?"
A: "Yeah!"

by Green Carrot August 24, 2018

wog roll

A Balkan inspired meat roll which mainly consists of Lepinja bread, pork and beef Kebapi cooked on a BBQ, Zelka Salata (cabbage salad), chopped onions and Ajvar. Sour cream is an optional condiment also.

Wow, that wog roll is delicious.

by Wog Roll Balkan Street Eats January 24, 2019

Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged

Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)

by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019