Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Rolled

Getting absolutely stepped on in any event during track in field. Or just looking rolled as hell 💔

Girl #1 “Oh my gosh girl he’s so fine what are his times??”

Girl #2 “Girl he’s really slow he came in last in the 100, he’s absolutely rolled”

by JJ2k24 May 21, 2025

night roll

A meteorological phenomena where the setting sun in the east creates an increasingly darker sky in the west due to the spherical shape and rotation of the earth.

That’s not a storm on the horizon It’s just the night rolling in.

by N D Tyson March 30, 2024

loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

Rolled

When someone is not good at the sport of Track & Field or Cross Country

"I think he runs a 5:07 mile or something"

"Yeah that's rolled"

by shaber05 March 29, 2023

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Pork Roll

Microwaved Taylor ham

Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.

by xNJDevilx February 5, 2024