michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 18, 2018

Michael

Michael the most extrodinary, exotic, handsome, most sexiest, unforgettable man you will ever meet. Michael is a dream come true. Michael is one of a kind someone you never thought you would meet never thought exist. A Michael will steal your heart away on the very first day. A Michael will always be there for you as long as your there for him and he will love you like no other you will fall so in love with a Michael if you ever lose him you will probably pull your own hair out because Michael was your every thing your whole life and with out him your lost.

Being with a Michael will make you feel free will make you feel unstobable. Hes stunning look he's extreme tallness and he's baby blue crystals eyes will drive you nuts in a good way. A Michael only comes around once in a life time if your lucky.

by anonymous September 7, 2022

Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

Michael Avila

Honest, great listener, likes animals, likes traveling. Like doing last minute things, plan last minute, loves to eat.

Let’s go to Michael Avila to chill relax and have couple drinks.

by Rangel27 November 24, 2021

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.

Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.

by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.

by O' Chungus September 10, 2023