One-up James

1. (n) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with an anecdote of often questionable eligibility that in some way makes him better than anything you've said so far in the conversation

2. (v) To commit the act described in being a One-up James

Becky: So I adopted a kitten from the SPCA the other day, he's SO cute!

One-up James: Funny you should mention that, Becky, I just adopted Five kittens that I saved from a burning skyscraper last weekend

Becky: But aren't you allergic to cats?

OUJ: Oh, I was, then I developed the cure for anything

by 7thAge May 23, 2011

chaddy one bomb

the butting of someone. often done by the people of Chadderton.

what are you doing you big gay boy. do you want me to chaddy one bomb you.

by jonathanpizarro November 12, 2007

one hit quit

Weed that will get the smoker high in one hit. Usually very expensive, but worth it.

Come to the party, we gonna get some one hit quit shit.

by Unho1y Gost April 24, 2005

one dozen glazed

Twelve donuts coated with a thin glossy sugar frosting.

"I'd like the one dozen glazed GPSvertising special and two coffees."

by Sonoma County Dave June 30, 2008

Honorary One Percenter

A Useful Idiot/Elitist Worshiper that worships the one percent, supports their economic goals including trickle down economics. Unlike a true member of the 1 Percent, a Honorary One Percenter doesn't have economic capital to truly be one hence his Honorary Status. A Honorary One Percenter can be corporatist, libertarian, or a conservative among other political demographics. What is required of one is their loyalty to the 1 percent and their plutocratic ideals. Including undermine the ability of the people to have a voice in a Representative Democracy

Paul listen to the Honorary One Percenter whine about how horrible the 1 percent in America had it when it came to their tax rate. All the while bashing those who barely had anything for having it easy.

by Libertatis January 26, 2015

one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

one sided friendship

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches

Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend

by Grace.612 September 27, 2015