National grab thigh day

On October 16 it will be national grab/squeeze thigh day go up to your best friend,girlfriend, boyfriend, or hell even your sister and grab and squeeze there thighs

Oh shit Hayden its national grab thigh day

by daddy.Paul's October 16, 2019

National Chicken nugget day

March 21st is national chicken nugget day so better get to maccies before it’s all sold out.

BFF: hey has that guy got chicken nuggets

Me: ye it’s national chicken nugget day

by National chicken nugget day November 2, 2020

National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course

Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU

by A_decider July 29, 2022

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year

I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!

by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009

National hoe day

April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉

Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day

by KossanTone April 14, 2019

national grab a boob day

National Grab a Boob Day is on May 3rd so ask a girl if you can grab her tits " DO IT ONLY WITH PERMISSION" lmao

MAY 3RD GRAB YOUR TIT , ON NATIONAL GRAB A BOOB DAY

by General Noxx May 26, 2018