Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

oh god plz no

when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this

Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no

by Definer2009 March 4, 2021

god of all chunguses

God of all chunguses is the most powerful big chungus in the universe. He has an infinite power. he is the god of memes. He is the strongest god in the multiverse. He is immortal. NOTHING CAN STOP HIM. He is infinity in size and nothing has ever dared to challenge him. overall god of all chunguses is the strongest chungus in existence.

God of all chungus: I AM THE SUPREME GOD.
THE EVANGERS: yes? we are stronger
*war happens*
*T I E H A P P E N S*

wow god of all chunguses really is undefeatable

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021

official._.god._.usopp

this nikka is a lit ass content creator who acts sus from time to time but it’s aight cause we
love it 😩🌚

official._.god._.usopp is my favorite mutual

by 🌚🌚💀🗿 March 11, 2021

Bee, God of Insects

An all powerful discord user who uses the power of memes against people. Also doesn't sleep and can be very weird most the time. Will use bee puns from time to time. Overall a cool dude.

Person 1: Do you know where I can get some memes?
Person 2: Yeah, ask Bee, God of Insects on Discord.

by A humble bee May 10, 2021

gods pez dispenser

The act of shoving jelly beans up your ass and pushing them into someone's mouth.

Lisa asked Tom if, if he wanted to try gods pez dispenser tonight.

by Picklepudding September 11, 2022