MICHAEL

A man that is simply "here to help".

You're taking a shower,

Michael; "I'm here to help!"

by iiBibeFoxii May 25, 2024

Michael Claro

This is a Portuguese man who fancies Paulina and used to fancy Austeja. He also hangs around with fat emos. He gets his lube from taco grease and shoves polish sausages down emo fanny

Person 1: Michael, are you Paulina's shag partner?
Michael Claro: I sure am!

by david123-123 September 20, 2021

Big michael

A fat boy

"Woah dude, look at that big michael over there"

by IloveVanillaSex October 25, 2017

Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

michael

Michael. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect.

michael has the perfect smile

by cumisthebestsnack March 4, 2022

Michael Cleary

Michael Cleary.

Michael Cleary

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Michael

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.

There goes michael breaking mirrors again all he is doing is looking at them. Weird.

by Giowise13 February 23, 2022