An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist
man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate
man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again
man 2: well that's unfortunate
man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
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Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.
by Unknown Bean July 24, 2020
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Get the bad bean mug.“Oh! Look at those borracho beans! They’re downright plastered!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
Drunk Mezcan: “NoOo ni mErgAs. Ni VERRRRGA.”
His hijo: “Papá, no te voa dejar que manejes así de tomado fijate-“
Mezcan: “CIERRATELA CULERITO MALCRIADO CUANTOS TRAGOS TE SHINGUES ES LO QUE MIDE Y DECIDE TU MÉRITO DE SER ÉLITE FIJATE”
Some other Mezkins and Mezkids in a street fight: “VENGA PACA JOTITO A VER SI MUY VERGAS MIENTRAS TE DOY EN LA MADRE” *chicharito kick in the stomach* “CHINGADA MADRE HIJO DE TU PUTA MADRE” *pulls out dirty revolver* “SIGAN TRAYENDO A SUS PENDEJOS PAQUE LES METAMOS EN LA VRGA”
“See here? These here are the wild Borracho Beans. And they’re spicier than ever! Woohoo! Make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from the creatures at all times, as the municipality will not allow us to install glass protector walls between us and the subjects for reasons of “inhumanity”. What bozos! Up next is the neighborhood porch apes. I think the handout shows Dumpster Trumpsters, Chonger Bong Changers, aaaand, Allackma Snackbars. Very well, then! Whew, it’s pretty hot, ain’t it. Follow along!”
by nitnas ogied August 1, 2020
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Get the Bean mug.FaZe Bean is the newest recruit in FaZe's inhumanly good squad of Rainbow Six Siege players.FaZe Bean is very versatile in a variety of positions.In defense he plays in a variety of ways,particularly an offensive defender(roamer),an intel gatherer and an anchor.In attack he also plays in a variety ways such as the defensive attacker or a fragger who gets aces to add to his collection like it was a Pokédex.The prodigy,FaZe Bean realised he needs to be playing at a much higher level after he ended his 364 streak of aces with a 4K.A lot of organizations wanted the signature of FaZe Bean but obviously FaZe signed him up.He didn’t come cheap of course,he has a 5 year contract with a wage of 1 million pounds a week which also attracted FaZe Bean.
FaZe Banks has said, “FaZe Bean is a young prodigy that will increase our playing levels drastically,by adding an element of both offense and defense to our roster.We are delighted to have him.”
FaZe Banks has said, “FaZe Bean is a young prodigy that will increase our playing levels drastically,by adding an element of both offense and defense to our roster.We are delighted to have him.”
Name the person who is the best prodigy in FaZe
It definitely has to go to the recent signing FaZe made which is FaZe Bean.
It definitely has to go to the recent signing FaZe made which is FaZe Bean.
by Kyrronium August 27, 2020
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