Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.
by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010
Get the National Cardoor Slammers Of America mug.national grab bella day is a day to find a lovely girl named bella and grab her from behind in a funny friendly way 😩😁😁
maxime : grabs bella’s ass
bella: why’d u grab my ass??
maxime : it’s national grab bella day !
bella: oh! hahahha
bella: why’d u grab my ass??
maxime : it’s national grab bella day !
bella: oh! hahahha
by april 25 April 24, 2019
Get the national grab bella day mug.National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.
Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''
by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020
Get the National kick Bailey Day mug.The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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Get the National bully Ainsley day mug.National Danielle Cohn Day is a day where everyone celebrates the social icon Danielle Cohn. It is held on March 7th annually. She has made millions entertained and laugh, so we must praise her with a National day. Usually, people would dress up in a Harvard sweatshirt and black Adidas striped pants.
Get your Harvard sweatshirt and adidas striped pants on, because today is National Danielle Cohn Day!
by fooke7 November 8, 2019
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