When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023
"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"
"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
by BEPOPEBO October 17, 2021
A woman who has a very deep vagina that you 'wish' you hadn't gone down. Usually smells of unholy rotting fish. Common occurrence after this experience is never to park that car there again.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
Commonly referred to as Tiffany Crawford.
by bitchcanthandle March 29, 2016
Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it
by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020
If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.
by austinjp17 November 03, 2018
Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you
😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 17, 2023
by Hdgdburh November 21, 2023