You fucking trophy wanker
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy
A trophy son is someone who doesn't do anything that a normally kid would normally do for chores. He/She doesn't clean their room, wash the dishes, or do the laundry.
by Corroded battery January 31, 2016
A son that typically has a feminine build and is normally a Starbucks barista. Much less muscular than his two closest brothers in age.
by Lesterholtshairline August 11, 2021
A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.
by Kikki8899 June 09, 2013
A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.
by 🙂🙃😬 February 22, 2023
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023