cold crotch

(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip

That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.

by gizzlie February 28, 2007

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005

Cold Mack

V. To Rob
N. (Cold Macked): To Be Robbed

"The Car, Oh yeah, Theres money in my Jacket. Somebody Broke into my Ride and Cold Macked It." - Phife Dawg of A Tribe Called Quest - 8 Million Stories

by Sergio aka Surge April 12, 2007

colde

Danish DJ who's hair is THE sexor.

omg, another new haircut and it's still the sexor!

by lah March 14, 2003

Ill of the cold

Very pretentious and twatty way of sayin "I'm not well"

OR
Very pretentious and twatty way of expressing displeasure at wintery weather.

"Oh dear, I'm feeling ill of the cold"
OR
"I am ill of the cold outside"

by Phil McAvity 1234567 February 25, 2013

cold beauty

A beautiful person who has attractive character that gives off a confident vibe and somewhat cold impression.

Daisy with her urban chic vibe and her excellent fashion sense earned her the cold beauty title.

by ahga7 November 29, 2017

vampire cold

Symptoms of a common cold-type illness that seemingly disappear during the daylight hours, especially after waking, but then reappear in the evening, closer to sleep. Usually accompanied by a great deal of congestion and out right coughing.

Patient: "Yeah, I thought I had this thing kicked by noon, but noo, once the Simpsons were over, I was back to coughing up lung butter and suckin' down the Halls."

Physician: "Possibly cancer but more likely a vampire cold."

by boustrophedonik June 27, 2010