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Sand the Pony

When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.
You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!
by Dementis Lamia July 19, 2012
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Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009
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mexican pony

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.
Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.
by notamexican October 16, 2008
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G-Pony

A G-Pony is a pony from the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who is described as gangsta, awesome, cool, or just plain epic.
Jack: Hey brony Fluttershy is a G-Pony.
Adam: Yeah man she's pretty boss.
by The G-Train January 6, 2012
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Jizzle Pony

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.
that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony
by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005
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Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.
Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"
by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014
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Pony Show

The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"

Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."

Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
by evodrift19 January 5, 2011
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