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Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.
P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'
by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\a... October 21, 2022
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Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.
Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary
by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023
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Kiss your homie day normally

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year
Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss
by Tyler Hiera December 31, 2022
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Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher

Als Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher werden Personen bezeichnet die den Gesellschaftlichen durchschnitt Abbilden. Der Begriff "Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher" wird meist von überdurchschnittlich intelligenten Menschen genutzt, die sich nicht eingestehen können, dass es neben dem Wort Otto-Normal-Verbraucher keine weitere Bezeichnung mehr gibt.
X: "Mein Mann, was nach seinem 9 to 5 Job noch kurz bei Rewe und sitzt jetzt vor dem Fernseher."
Y (Hochintelligent): "Dein Mann ist ja ein richtiger Brutto-Normal-Verbraucher".
by Ganzbestimmtnichtthomas July 25, 2022
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normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.
oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!
by badmouth February 20, 2018
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Normal

Normality is an aspect of the question part of the LGBTQ community. If you are normal, you are not defined as gay or straight but rather just human being. Your pronouns and gender are irrelevant and it does not matter what you are labelled as. You use science and facts to define yourself as a male or female and do not mind being called by other terms. You respect and suport all other aspects of the LGBTQ and celebrate as a human being with out a label.
by Geenie8976 June 17, 2022
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normal

the opposite of the urban dictionary, also the opposite of the people who read the urban dictionary
hey, do you read the urban dictionary?
no
then you're normal!
by oppositeofnormal November 18, 2020
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