cooking dope in the crock pot

making chili

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot

by Meyers my October 31, 2017

dormet` cooking

Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.

Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?

On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.

When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!

Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.

by caligirl5422 October 24, 2008

Slow cooking

When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.

"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"

by qeoj bjb July 1, 2016

ball cooking

ball cooking, is delibrately not washing your balls for several days on purpose to make them stink. They cook in sweat and cum and pee for several days.

your crotch stinks like balls! are you ball cooking them for me?

by thegrog November 24, 2006

copping it sweet

where someone else does the work and you gain the benefit.

Look at Jonny!, he's sat on his arse while someone else put's up his tent,
'Yeah he's copping it sweet.'

by Pooly Wha October 21, 2008

smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.

Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.

by onecaseman April 21, 2011

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009