Catfish Tunalizer

An experimental apparatus that converts raw natural catfish meat into clean, edible, refined tuna. Usually canned for longevity so it can be consumed for nutrients on above and below water adventures.

Sir, if we don’t get the catfish tunalizer back online, everyone in the sub we made out of an old glycol absorber is going to starve.

by Str8JN June 10, 2025

Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger

Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!

by cggccggccggc June 10, 2018

Mask Catfish

Someone who looks better with a face covering on.

If you take off your mask, and someone is disappointed in how you look, you’re a mask catfish.

by Beacon t September 24, 2021

catfish

I think someone is catfish.

You think of me as catfish

by Bobou812 March 28, 2023

Catfish Findom

Catfish findom means that “Dommes” like @findomgang_ on Twitter/X uses models anyone can find on the internet for free and scam stupid, desperate, and lonely men for millions and millions of dollars without having to break a single drop of sweat.

I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.

by @NixOn60FSP September 7, 2025

Helicopter Catfish

The act in which you and a partner who catfished you go to one's home to do the sex. The woman hops on the man and spins around like a helicopter.

Hey so do you want to go back to my place and try out the Helicopter Catfish position?

by 123Dumbass456 August 17, 2022

catfish police

Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)

2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.

by Voorhee$ $avage February 1, 2018