I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

Im..not..your..mother

Thats literally me- me from tiktok, hello btw

Im..not..your..mother is annoying (idk-)

by Im..not..your..mother July 20, 2021

Swearing On your Mother

Swearing on your mother is a way to make sure someone isnt lying.

If the promise is broken, the person has every right to fuck your mother.

H: Yo I swear on my mums life I didn't cheat!
G: Then whats this picture?
H: [phone] is her number

(Swearing On your Mother)

by Iblah January 12, 2022

Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.

"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023