Diss-track-ted

When you eat, sleep, are distracted from every task you do and do nothing else other than making hard-hitting diss tracks.

He is not focusing on his game, because he is diss-track-ted and is only interested in making his diss-track.

by Dabwithyourpal January 17, 2022

Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

by RangerZak March 27, 2011

treckage

Too far away to be bothered to walk to. Usually because your drunk or stoned.

Sam: Want to go to the all night garage and get some Mars Bars?
Dan: Nah, its treckage. Whats in the fridge?

by Orgone March 20, 2004

tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.

Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.

by grabber383 December 7, 2010

Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

by penelopy December 14, 2007