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Sard Limit

A BDSM term in which a specific object/subject of play/fetish that is both a hard and soft limit. The likeness of whether a limit is softer or harder depends upon the level of attractiveness or skill the person you are playing with possesses.
by Mermaidhooked December 19, 2016
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credit card with no limits

It’s just a dream, get over it, u see It on tv, this thing don’t exist..
Julia: Heyyyy! I got a limitless credit card
Me: credit card with no limits don’t exist mi gurl :( get over it, ur not cool, it’s really not that deep.
by M0thyzxx x3 🍓🐾🌺 July 1, 2022
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Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.
Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.
by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025
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Limited condition

That one friend who purposely does or says stupidly random things specifically for the amusement of others
He always does that, he's a limited condition
by Tts2018 March 10, 2025
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Speed limit

Code word prostitutes may use to tell the customer how much the service costs.
I was talking to a street Walker, she said the speed limit was 150 and she would take me around the world.
by ThE ReAl RuStY nAiL May 25, 2021
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speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving
“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”
by Jamesbond324 December 9, 2020
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Faux Limit Soldier

This special kind of artistic ability stems from the all to familiar "Press Play DJ" style of DJing. With the advancement of technology and specifically with the invention of CDJ's, the fine art of staying in the groove for less than 1 Minute (Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching, etc) is easily possible with some pre-production skills and your favorite DAW. Now you too can become a Faux Limit Soldier. You don't like that intro? cut it out! You think the ending should be in

the front? PUT IT IN THE FRONT! You want to blend Sandstorm into the biggest Dubstep drop on the planet? PRE-PRO Bro! If you can cut a pizza, you can cut up the emotional integrity of any song you choose. What are you waiting for? Go ruin someones hard work today!
Jim: Hey man this EDM music is bangin bro!
Bob: Its just EDM bro.
Jim: Yeah EDM music dude, I know.
Bob: Nevermind, what amazing tale do you have for me now Jim?
Jim: I know you say all these guys are Faux DJ's, but seriously I just heard DJ Kumquat lay down 35 tracks in an hour!
Bob: F*** him, no he didn't!
Jim: Dude I swear on my life bro. Dude then like half way through his set some other DJ's came out and they hugged and danced and they all talked on the mic for bit. It was beautiful man!
Bob: This all happened in a matter of 1 hour?
Jim: Yeah it was a 1 hour set.
Bob: Ok Jim are you sitting down?
Jim: I am now, whats up? Faux DJ's again? I knew it!
Bob: Faux DJ's again Jim. What your hearing may sound good to the uninformed , but actually these Faux DJ's take as many tracks as they can and cut them down to 2 minute sections, buildup drop, buildup drop. Its like playing Breaks, but Faux DJ's have taken the human error out of the mix. Some Faux DJ's even pre-produce the transitions so it sounds like amazing things are happening. But in reality they are just limiting themselves, by removing the dynamics of what a DJ does. In the Rap game there used to be guys with No Limits. today in DJing we have the Faux Limit Soldier guys who set limits right out the gate, because having real skills is tough, and making extra sure no one hears the human error is very important into fooling an unknowing crowd.
by DJ Max Portland August 11, 2017
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