bend over and i'll show you

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.

Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

by Zero Skhool January 31, 2016

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch

A nickname for Benedict Cumberbatch.

"Isn't that the guy called Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch from the show Sherlock?"

by Bended-dick Grab-a-snatch May 27, 2018

Alcoholic's Bend Me Over

*Derived from: Gershk

A specific sex position created by Qrow Branwen.

Qrow used the good olde Alcoholic's Bend Me Over with Ironwood.

by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023

Bend over and I'll show ya

What you do to your girl when she says "What should we do tonight?"

Girl: What should we do tonight?
Bend over and I'll show ya

by KillingMySelf October 2, 2016

where the bros at I'm tryna bend

what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence

"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"

by dedeede June 3, 2023

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009