puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018

Ass Sniffer

Someone who comes by you to see how much your lifting and tries to lift the same or more weight.

I looked down for a second to change the song and suddenly there was a bunch of ass sniffers doing dumbbells around me.

by Jimmy McSemi March 29, 2021

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

Whore sniffer

One who like the smell of a dirty woman,a whore.One who like the scent of a woman's dirty panties after sex with numerous partners.

He is such a whore sniffer.

by heffalump21 November 19, 2011

Rat Sniffer

A person who refuses to wear a mask correctly by only covering the mouth and not the nose, or take effective precautions to help society prevent an air born illness during an epidemic.

( In reference to the bubonic plague being spread by rats. )

I went to the mall for some new underwear, but had to leave. Too many Rat Sniffers.

by DirtyQuoteOfTheDay September 7, 2020

rebound sniffer

A guy who is friends with a taken girl waiting for her to become single

Pers 1: "sandy and greg are hanging out a lot. Thought she was woth steve."
Pers 2: "yeah. He's waiting for them to break up. Damn rebound sniffer"

by flpitonurwndshld August 30, 2013

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021