Typically used in banter, a soggy pigeon is a person who doesn't deserve your time, but you won't say it to their face because your afraid of socialising.
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A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
by Melton July 1, 2012
Get the King of the pigeons mug.The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)
* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.
by Ein3 March 21, 2023
Get the pigeons in the comfrey mug.The cooler older brother of "awesome possum". Used when something is truly fantastic or badass in a way that can only be described as "bitchin'". The addition of a rhyming animal in the phrase only accentuates its absolute bitchin'ness.
Hypothetical Hubert: Yesterday I found a cat with five legs.
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!
Imaginary Imogen: Oh man, that's bitchin' pigeon!
by Carezees May 2, 2010
Get the bitchin' pigeon mug.An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.
by Major Madcat July 17, 2019
Get the dunce pigeon mug.A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.
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