pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014

pigeon milk

A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.

Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”

by Pigeon Jim January 30, 2022

Obese Pigeon

Slag for fat ass

Shut up you obese pigeon.

by care-bear@123 November 3, 2022

pigeon stompers

an expresssion for a pair of bulky shoes
normally those ugly fila things or air max 95s

"look at her shoes"
"err they're pure pigeon stompers"

by TopShaggerGeorge July 23, 2019

Fancy pigeon

A pigeon that is particularly more fancy than the other pigeons. Tends to be wearing a piece of clothing making it stand out.

Did you see that fancy pigeon earlier?

by PigeonDude February 28, 2021

dunce pigeon

An ignorant uncultured person who hovers and annoys everybody with his or her own stupidity. As pigeons usually strut around and poop from above, it is easy to see why someone who gives others crap is called a dunce pigeon. Such a type of person is very much self infantilizing and immature. Dunce pigeons are often known to bother others by talking about unwanted irrelevant subjects or carelessly breaking objects.

Someone please fire that dunce pigeon!

by Major Madcat July 17, 2019

King of the pigeons

A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.

Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.

Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.

by Melton July 1, 2012