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Cottage Grove Oregon 

a small town full of trumpies. if you're not republican and over the age of 10, give up hope of making friends. there's almost nothing to do.
Kaelin: yea when my mom has custody of me i go to cottage grove oregon. i dont go to school there so its impossible to make friends.

Friend in dads town: ew that sucks:( get well soon

Theo Grove 

Very Sexy Man with big willy and super shlong massive bum
russ: "i want to fuck theo grove"
brody: "kill yourself"
Theo Grove by ARB_Official May 25, 2022

Elk Grove high school 

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

lemon grove 

Lemon grove is the name of a concoction containing all drugs known to man
He's dying, he consumed lemon grove
lemon grove by authenticalgg October 20, 2023

on grove 

The act of putting something on the Orange Grove Community in Gulfport
That’s my house on grove mane!
on grove by DGod09 April 11, 2024

Elk Grove Cover Up 

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.