German it up

what German people do: they German it up.

Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird

by Goldfish God March 26, 2021

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick

James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric

by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015

nono german

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.

it's a nono german

by Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没 November 7, 2021

german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 4, 2017

german exit

Leaving a group and making sure everybody knows. Opposite of Irish exit.

Hansel and Gretel were having some beers with friends and Hansel stopped the party abruptly and announced his departure making a German exit.

by German exit February 8, 2017