nono german

a nono german or angor German people
Also used by Drew Durnil.
it's a nono german
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German Charizard

When you're having intercourse with a female and proceed to penetrate her with a long candle, light it on fire, and wait for the wax to drip.

Bonus points if you wait for the wax to drip out, gather it up, and remold it into a wax dildo that you later use to fuck her, or let her fuck you with.
Hey, you're into wax play, wanna try something new tonight?

Sure!

Okay, let's do the German Charizard
by Glazzingle January 23, 2021
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German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower
"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"
by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020
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German it up

what German people do: they German it up.
Girl 1: this guy I'm dating is German
Girl 2: wow, so you're really about to german it up
Girl 1: god, Gretchen, you're so weird
by Goldfish God March 27, 2021
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german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm
I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.
by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017
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German Biscuit

Some sort of game German adolescent play. The rules are simple. You and your friends stand next to each other in a circle. In the middle there is a biscuit. Everyone tries to perform a cumshot onto the biscuit. The one who comes last has to eat the delicious result.
Let´s play the German Biscuit.

Also interesting:
French biscuit->each one has to eat a part of it
Spanish biscuit->not more than two players
Italian biscuit->the one with a gun doesn´t eat in any case
American biscuit->a hamburger is used instead of a biscuit
Thai biscuit->one player only
Serbian biscuit->the one who stays alive can do whatever he wants
Polish biscuit->if no one has stolen the biscuit, one can play
by anonymous56394037398 April 09, 2013
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German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.
“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”
by Sexy pair February 06, 2022
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