G-Pony

A G-Pony is a pony from the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who is described as gangsta, awesome, cool, or just plain epic.

Jack: Hey brony Fluttershy is a G-Pony.
Adam: Yeah man she's pretty boss.

by The G-Train January 06, 2012

Jizzle Pony

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

by 84750-23894 July 31, 2005

Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.

Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"

by Zamboni Operator January 16, 2014

mexican pony

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

by notamexican August 26, 2008

Pony Show

The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.

Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"

Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."

Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."

by evodrift19 January 05, 2011

Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

by Scottwax April 27, 2003

Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

by Little Miss. Magical December 17, 2011