The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
by danderzion October 19, 2013
Group of gay dudes form a circle, and one shoves a kosher pickle up his ass. He spins it like a bottle, and whoever it is pointing at, has to eat it!
Chad's ass is sore from the Pittsburgh Pickle Festival, but Chris has to lose 10 lbs bc he ate too much.
by Taco Trap Lord February 28, 2020
Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
by rancheroman July 03, 2011
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty August 04, 2021
That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 06, 2021
When as a Christmas treat a person decorates their back with decorations for their partner to enjoy and add to if they wish.
H wrapped tinsel and placed baubles on her back so that T could add decorations over it from behind... very merry Christmas and a festive back
by Hendoandcezmondo December 14, 2018
verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."
"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."
"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."
"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."
"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 December 01, 2023